theroself:

sosa-parks:

Nothing more awkward than putting a dish in while ya mom washing dishes

the way she looks you in the eye as you slide it past her arm

the guilt as you quietly look away


My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder

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He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’

I then proceeded to show him what was in it

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He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious 

thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh

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Always have a decoy

The Internet has been won

Everyone go home.

(Source: merlinsfuckingbeard)

actuallyjoebiden:

If I ever doubt myself I just ask “WWDDOOTDDD?”

(What Would Doug Dimmadome Owner Of The Dimmsdale Dimmadome Do?)

communistbakery:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

shrek

ava-ire:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

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